The Oscars - What I Wish They Wore on the Red Carpet

The Oscars - What I Wish They Wore on the Red Carpet

The hyper-critical environment that surrounds starlets looks on the red carpet has never been more intense and with actresses terrified to end up on a worst dressed list, we are left with a group of beautiful women in a variety of beige and black prom dresses.  That's why instead of discussing what the stars wore, I'd rather imagine what they could have worn...

Anne Hathaway

won best supporting actress for her role in Les Misrables, and all anyone could talk about were her nipples, visible underneath her

white Prada gown

(sad trombone). She should have just embraced the pointy look and gone with this

Iris Van Herpern

Couture spiked gown.

Beautiful Jennifer Lawrence won best actress for her role in Silver Linings Playbook and wore a

huge Dior Haute Couture

meringue

.

The dress was so voluminous that it got the best of her as she made her way to the stage and tripped and fell over all that chiffon. She should have gone with a sleek little number like this

Julien Macdonald

Collection from her Fall 2013 RTW collection.

Adelle won Best Original Song for 'Skyfall' which she performed in a black shimmery dress. As always she looked beautiful but it would have been great to see her in this gorgeous

Christian Siriano gown and cape.

Halle Berry is not known for her wins on the red carpet, but she did better this time with a glittery Marchesa gown. That being said,  I would have loved to see her in this

Carolina Herrera

gown from her 2013 Fall Ready to Wear collection.

Nicole Kidman wore a sequined Balenciaga

number but would have been my personal hero if she had rocked this confection from the Spring 2013

Valentino Couture

collection.

Last, but certainly not least is Charlize Theron in her new short do.

She wore a beautifully stark Christian Dior Haute Couture gown

to great effect,  but wouldn't it have been fun if she wore this

Ulyana Sergeenko

cape and jumper?!

Runway photo credits:

The Cut.

Gone with the Wind - New York Fashion Week

Gone with the Wind - New York Fashion Week

Mia Moretti x Pencey

Mia Moretti x Pencey

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