The Oscars - What I Wish They Wore on the Red Carpet
The hyper-critical environment that surrounds starlets looks on the red carpet has never been more intense and with actresses terrified to end up on a worst dressed list, we are left with a group of beautiful women in a variety of beige and black prom dresses. That's why instead of discussing what the stars wore, I'd rather imagine what they could have worn...
Anne Hathaway
won best supporting actress for her role in Les Misrables, and all anyone could talk about were her nipples, visible underneath her
(sad trombone). She should have just embraced the pointy look and gone with this
Couture spiked gown.
Beautiful Jennifer Lawrence won best actress for her role in Silver Linings Playbook and wore a
The dress was so voluminous that it got the best of her as she made her way to the stage and tripped and fell over all that chiffon. She should have gone with a sleek little number like this
Collection from her Fall 2013 RTW collection.
Adelle won Best Original Song for 'Skyfall' which she performed in a black shimmery dress. As always she looked beautiful but it would have been great to see her in this gorgeous
Halle Berry is not known for her wins on the red carpet, but she did better this time with a glittery Marchesa gown. That being said, I would have loved to see her in this
gown from her 2013 Fall Ready to Wear collection.
Nicole Kidman wore a sequined Balenciaga
number but would have been my personal hero if she had rocked this confection from the Spring 2013
collection.
Zoe Saldana wore an Alexis Mabille
gown but really should have considered wearing this
Last, but certainly not least is Charlize Theron in her new short do.
She wore a beautifully stark Christian Dior Haute Couture gown
to great effect, but wouldn't it have been fun if she wore this
cape and jumper?!
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